facebook wank

When someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.

"Hey, look at Jonhnny's status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped"

"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"

by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

wankface

The involuntary gurning face contortions one makes while having a wank.

My girlfriend said she liked to see me wank but was disturbed by my hiddious wankface.

by max apple core October 10, 2006

wankface

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly

Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE

by Robin January 3, 2005

wankface

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

by Iain February 18, 2005

wankface

The name of my dads regulsr porn site.

Hey son stay out my room for the next 10 mins. Im just going to pull one off on wankface.com

by mr mellowfellow October 7, 2008