Wank

1.Can be used as offensive word, and also used as "Jerk"
2. Sexual activity

"Oi, wanker!"
"Go jerk off, wanker!"
"Fuck off wank stain."
"Fuck off wanker!"
"Stop being a wanker."

by John Cocksucka March 18, 2015

Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Ali Ansari wanks off to Sly.

by yeee yo May 11, 2006

Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

by ageing_for_c December 11, 2012

Wank

To masturbate rigorously to eventually force ejaculation.

Its first known use was by Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice:

Sir William Lucas: Oh, Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? - Mr. Darcy, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. Please don't suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner.

Mr. Darcy: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet: Thank you, but excuse me, I am not inclined to dance.

Mr Darcy: Miss Bennet, please then do me the honour of walking you to the study, allowing me to wank over your shadow and to cast jism all over your tits.

Elizabeth Bennet: Mr Darcy, that is a most favourable suggestion!

by SirWankerLot August 31, 2010

Wank

To sexually pleasure yourself by tugging on the genitalia causing an ejaculation.

I had a bloody good wank last night!

by Cum Wank December 14, 2019

Wank

A wank...I'm sure you've done it before without even noticing. Wanking is another word for Masturbation.

"Hey, did you see Bill the other day? He was wanking in public!"

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 May 24, 2016

Wank

Can mean if something is ‘bad’ or ‘shit’

Bill - ‘Did you see the new Pixar movie?’
Charlie - ‘Yeah, but it was pretty wank.’

by Danny dictionary October 26, 2020