Moonyang Wangler

A person who gets pussy by persuading or cleverly manipulating a woman

Fuckin' ol Jerry is at it again tonight try ta hustle up that pussy. He’s a real moonyang wangler.

by Craftyweasel02 May 30, 2020

Wangerd

Wan a man has full erection, and somebody else kicks him in the penis, causing it to go up at a 90 degree angle.

AH! Bill got wangerd.

by Jack notblack but white April 19, 2009

Polly wagger

Someone who's annoying, or silly, or foolish, or basically anything worth being called this harmless name

Oh my god Mr Boone is SUCH a polly wagger.
Or
Cole you're such a polly wagger.

by Other Jesus April 18, 2015

Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006

boston bat wangers

a set or pair of hang down vaginal lips that are larger than normal. to be true 'boston bat wangers'; they must hang low/long enough to wrap around a penis

I went down on her & she had the largest set of boston bat wangers I've ever tasted.

by fuzzypugnutz February 16, 2010

Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.

She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.

by JonJonB January 15, 2004

waggerpoopling

To mess around with someone

Person1: hey someone told me that you shat your pants? Is that true bruh?

Peraon2: nah i was just waggerpoopling ya know?

by Beckybeckinson December 10, 2016