Wallnut

The epitomy of gamer rage. This character will threaten to sue you, lie, beat up pets, throw furniture, smash phones and/or computers.. because you beat them in an online game.
Possibly in a facility for unstable people.

Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he was raided.

by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023

Walnuts Away

Indicates that something is close. A contraction of "well, it's not far away".

This flight is walnuts away from taking off.

by Shaftway February 26, 2011

Wallnut

When a male ejaculates with enough force and velocity to hit the wall behind the bed.

Last night while I was having unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I pulled out, aimed my cannon directly at her face, and accidentally busted a wallnut. Now there's a stain above my parents' bed!

by grandma nutt May 5, 2010

walnuts

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 14, 2010

walnutsack

(noun) condition of scrotum after swimming in cold water, walnut bag, also at point of maximum sexual excitement, also before decisive moment (battle, competition, exams, then adrenalin-induced)

after his swim down the river, Paul's walnutsack gave his trunks the spiked look.

by Alarick September 12, 2006

bag of walnuts

1. An utterly bland, boring person with little or no personality.

Dude, did you meet the new programmer? What a bag of walnuts!

by eyesontheprize September 18, 2007

Walnuts

Another name for John McCain.

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

by Iacopus October 4, 2008