wall street journal

A newspaper that is read by those interested in buisness and stocks.

My Dad, who owns lots of stocks, often reads the Wall Street Journal.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

wall street journal

A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.

None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!

by sean June 20, 2003

Wall Street Journal

A bunch of Anti-Christian/Semite neckbeards who eat slop and write sjw articles.

WSJ: THANK GOD, AMERICAN CHURCHES ARE CLOSING

Bill: Fuck the Wall Street journal, fatass shitters 🖕🏻

by Yokchranko February 22, 2020

Wall Street Journal

Ew. Just ew. Their editorials are hot garbage but probably THE worst part is their archaic subscription practice, which is an outright scam! Once subscribed there is no way to cancel it online, they don't even take email, you have to actually call them to cancel. And if you live outside of the US, well good luck finding the proper line.

Imagine owning a huge ass news corporation with their own mobile app, and yet they STILL don't give people the option to cancel their subscription via web or app. That's Wall Street Journal for ya.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2022

wall street journal

good shit to read

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Wall Street Journal

Adj. To dress or carry oneself conservatively.

Me: Adam dresses well.
Gogo: He's not metro, he's more wall street journal.

by Kopiomadness March 05, 2007

wall street journal

A good chick magnet.

I read the Wall Street Journal at a bar and picked up a few chicks.

by Bozo123 September 11, 2005