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waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006
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waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!
I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
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Waist Trap Tucker

One who conceals his boner by doubling up his underwear waistband or sometimes even wearing two pairs in order to trap the tumescent trunk. Thus allowing said deviant the ability to roam the streets without arousing suspicion or exposing his desire to tame the beast.
Photographer: 'OK I think we got the shot, girls. Let's break for 10 minutes while I reload. Hot! Hot! Hot!'

Ballerina 1: "Francesca, I swear that pervert has a sock in his pants or something. Ewww. He kept hiding it behind his tripod"

Ballerina 2: "For sure. Like, he must be a 'Waist Trap Tucker' or something. Gross."
by White Walker January 18, 2013
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waist-shake

Started in Japan. Meaning to have sex, often using a pelvic thrust when doing so.
Caused when a American English teacher told some Japanese kids on a soccer field the English words for waist and shake. So being the kids they are they put it together to come up with a new word for sex that no one really understands outside of the kids...except one guy.
Guy-*points at girl* I'd Waist-shake that.

New Mcdonalds ad..

baba ba ba baa I'd waist-shake that.
by Woogy June 21, 2005
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waist tuck

the act of pulling an erection under the waistline so as to avoid detection
When I had to get up answer the question on the chalkboard I did a waist tuck so that Mrs. Michael wouldn't see that I was sportin' a fatty.
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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Waist Down Shower

To take a quick shower from the waist down to remove any remnants (odor, residue) of a hook up that lingre on ones cock; so the next girl to fuck or suck is unaware you just taxed the shit out of some ass immediately prior to meeting up with her
Andy: That was quick, you showered and your hair isnt even wet?

Me: I just took a Waist Down Shower so your mom doesnt smell your sisters pussy on my cock!

Andy: *Bummed*
by TheAnonymousGuy123 January 26, 2009
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waist money

put that money in your waistband. because once you live in the hood youll have more customers. youll be slangin so much youll have to waist your money and use your belt to hold that shit up. it wont all fit in your pockets and it would weigh you down too much. PLUS youll have to put the good shit into pockets that are sewn into your waist so nobody can dip in on yo shit.
Man you better have waist money or your stash gonna get dipped on, cmon thats day one stuff.
by dl the down low April 19, 2010
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