Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013

Party Washer

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.

Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.

by YourJuliette September 23, 2005

Ball Washer

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

by blair witfae November 26, 2007

Non-denominational holiday wishes

Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really annoying.

Please accept my non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

by Bid Daddy2231 December 17, 2009

Bog Washer

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.

Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'

by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016

Washemplae

"WASHEMPLAE" is a bastardization of the phrase "Watch him/them play." I consider a poor argument because it's unfair to ask one person to watch every single team play in order to have an opinion. It's also a subjective way of judging talent.

Guy 1: Who is the best QB in the NFL?

Guy 2: Michael Vick

Guy 1: You're fucking kidding, right?

Guy 2: No seriously, watch him play he's amazing.

Guy 1: fuck your washemplae argument, Vick sucks you dumbass.

by emvee99 October 24, 2011

waistebanding

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.

Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.

by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009