Wadouche

Male Douche used to clean out the inner goodies of a male repoductive unit. Reduces chances of STD given by the exports of the Female Reproductive unit. Also a term that can be used to dish on friends.

Jack: Dude she gave me aids!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!

Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.

Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!

by Jack Toffa December 1, 2010

Wadoospadoo

Wadoospadoo is the name given to a person who wanks on penguins and wipes his face on them.
Wadoospadooing is the act of doing so, and "Wadoospadood" is having done it.

"Get lost, you wadoospadoo."
"Yuck. Richard Allum wadoospadood in the park."
"Stop wadoospadooing or I'll call the police on you!"

by Owenamazingjigolo November 15, 2006

wadonga

To attack someone's dick.

He was wadonga'd as he walked in the door.

by Gremblur February 27, 2007

wadookie

Derived from the words "water" and "dookie": an unexpectedly explosive, watery shit that leaves a swamp in the toilet bowl.

When I wiped my ass wadookie dripped all down my hand!

by cooterfish August 24, 2007

Wadoof

The term wadoof is a synonym for what's up. Or asking how someone is doing.

Also just doof will sufice for wadoof

"Wadoof jaybird"
Doof
"Doof lil wayne"

by Piratex9 March 15, 2009

Wadoggle

The act of awkwardly moving to the same side while approaching from opposite directions.

Man, I just wadoggled that guy in the hallway. It was awkward.

by BDK0208 September 30, 2012

wadood

lets hope man never sees this cuz im acc being nice but hes not that big of a sore loser. He could possibly expand his word collection from 'ur clapped' and 'who asked' but issokay it happens. Hes nice ig? idk not the worst person tho for sure - nah but acc will have ur back like it hurts admitting it but srsly will. You could attack this guy and man would just laugh for no reason like uve cracked the funniest joke BUT if its abt his hair he'll sue you. Man looks decent and yea u get the idea like a pretty nice person ykyk? his jokes can be REALLY dead but eh they work and yea def someone who would make it to your top 10 friends cuz mans just like that. Unfortunately gotta be honest tho - fr worth being this guys friend and yea

me: *writes a second definition hoping man will never find out* 💀
wadood: *proceeds to complain abt how he didnt see it and now that he has will probs attack me*

by iwillbeurchammakchalodw May 7, 2022