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A town in centeral Texas were the Branch Dividian thing did not happen!! It was 24 miles out of town in Falls County.
It is also the home of Doctor Pepper, the greatest college ever Baylor University and a city filled with history that nobody outside of the state of Texas cares about (idiots).
Jesse: Yeah, that Branch Dividian thing in Waco was pretty scary.
Andrew: It wasn't in Waco, crack head!
Jenny: Yeah, it was in Falls. Even I know that.
Waco by Darth_`Eowyn November 1, 2006
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dam son that’s waco”
Waco by magic raspberry October 9, 2017
White person version of the Spanish word ‘Naco’
Naco can be defined as white trash.
“Blake is Waco”
Frank is Waco “
Mike was Waco at one point”
Waco by NickCast August 18, 2022

Waco Start

A "waco start" in disc golf is when you get two throws on the hole you start on.
Disc golfer 1: How about a waco start?
Disc golfer 2: Ok
Waco Start by kette_master April 21, 2011

waco standoff 

A term used when you and 1 or more of your friends are playing a first-person shooter type video game, and some or all of the players have equipped sniper rifles, therefore all the players are just hiding waiting for someone else to move.
Great, we all have sniper rifles, looks like we're gonna have another waco standoff.
waco standoff by bill April 22, 2004

Waco Taco Sex

The absolute best kind of sex, anyone who joins OJ Klan must acknowledge Waco Taco Sex. This was made by our lord and savior, Fernandez. Fernandez thought of this kind of sex in his dreams and realized he is god himself and needs to spread the message of Waco Taco sex to his disciples and the general public. Fernandez died for our sins and it's only right that we acknowledge Waco Taco sex so we can have forgiveness.
I acknowledge Waco Taco Sex
HEY GUYS ITS FERNANDEZ CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE COME DOWN TO MEXICO AND HAVE GAY WACO TACO SEX??!?! PLEASE VOMIT OUT TACOS SO I CAN STICK MY DICK IN THEM!!!
Waco Taco Sex by Lord Fernandez October 23, 2019

Waco Texas Massacre 

(1) (this is the basics of what happened, there are many more details I won't include...because I don't have time to sit on my computer all day...sorry, also, I live in Waco so I and my family were very close to this story, though I was very young when it actually happened)
A 53 day standoff that happened near Waco, Texas, involving doomsday cultists (Branch Davidians) led by David Koresh, and government agents. The Branch Davidians were alleged to have abused children, stockpiled weapons, and practiced polygamy at their compound at Mount Carmel, a rural area a few miles away from the city of Waco. These concerns increased to the point that the local paper, The Waco Tribune-Herald, backed by the community, began to pressure the authorities to take action against the Davidians. This is when the FBI and the BATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms) decided to raid the compound. The Branch Davidians barricaded themselves inside a large building on the compound (after 4 agents and 5 Davidians were shot and killed), they were in there for 50 days, while the agents tried to negotiate with Koresh to release the children and other innocent people in the building. The building they were in caught fire on day 51, April 19, killing 76 Davidians (27 of them children) including Koresh. Most of them didn't even try to flee the building. No one knows for sure if the fire was set by the agents or the Davidians, and there is evidence supporting both sides.
While it is sad that this happened, it is not comparable to atrocities such as Tienemen square, because the government agents were going after *armed criminals*, NOT peaceful, unarmed protestors. While innocent people were involved, they were not the targets of the raid. They were the people the agents were there to try and save. While they were unsuccessful and made many mistakes, even lieing about some of their mistakes, it is misleading to label their actions as malicious.

(2) The only thing my hometown is known for. Well that and Dr Pepper...
(1) The Waco Texas Massacre occured in 1993, lasted for almost 2 months and resulted in nearly 100 deaths.

(2) Waiter: So where you from?
Me: Waco...
Waiter: oohhhhh...Branch davidians....
Me: yep...