Wacker Jacks

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.

You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

by Weapon Xman G forreal November 19, 2010

Peter-Wacker

A nickname for the male anatomy.

Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.

by Mega_Beaner July 19, 2012

willy wacker

someone who doesnt stop wacking off. see also rory.

jesus man, stop wacking off all the time! your such a willy wacker.

by toldjaso May 22, 2007

UwU Wacker

UwU Wacker means you fuck Furrys for a living

"You're such a UwU Wacker"

by urlocalmimi November 17, 2022

WoW Wacker

One who pleasures themselves to pictures and or movies of World of Warcraft

Hey Jon did you hear, Billy's old lady is a "WoW Wacker"

by gn4hir October 30, 2008

tinkle wacker

When a male is doing a helicopter with his penis and accidentally pees

Dude 1: I was waiting for my shower to heat up a tinkle wacker happened
dude 2: no way

by i love michael clifford January 3, 2015

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 12, 2020