Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

wired-to-the-tits

An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.

Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.

by benny b from the bronx August 26, 2007

Wired Pussy

Lesbian electro sex and bondage with wet orgasms and fisting.

Dina experienced wired pussy when was put in her place by the wickedly cruel mistress who inflicted pain and pleasure upon her through fucking implements that shocked her until she came in wet ecstasy.

by rollergirl February 13, 2014

weredouch

A person that is a douch when there is a full moon.

Johnny is usually a nice guy, but last night he was such a weredouch.

by weredouch October 8, 2011

wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016

The Wired

Another term for the world wide web; the internet.

Did you find anything interesting on The Wired today?

by M3tb October 8, 2008

wired

Acting extremely jittery & hyper, unable to stop oneself from such behavior.

I am sooo wired this morning. Someone made the mistake of giving me caffiene last night, so I never went to sleep!!!

by Ellie December 29, 2003