An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left.
Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.
by Anonymous Fat Person April 18, 2008
Get the wwjd mug.by JDillon June 9, 2004
Get the WWJD mug.1. "What Would Jesus Do?" It's a reminder for Christians because Jesus is supposed to be the perfect model for anyone. So before you do something, think "What Would Jesus Do?"
2. "What Would Japetto Do?" (Simpsons)
2. "What Would Japetto Do?" (Simpsons)
Homer Simpson shows the family his "WWJD" bracelet.
Lisa: That's right, dad. What would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus? I thought it was Giapetto!
Lisa: That's right, dad. What would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus? I thought it was Giapetto!
by Ohenry July 20, 2005
Get the WWJD mug.Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".
WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 27, 2009
Get the WWJD mug.Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool
by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005
Get the wwjd mug.What would Jesus do? What you say to someone who's about to beat the crap outta you, in the vague hope that he goes to church on Sunday. Also seen on the butt of Elias in Clerks 2 after a night of beer, skunk, and masturbating to a display of beastiality, sorry, inter-species erotica. Hmmm...if beer and skunk is the answer answer to wwjd, I might start going back to church.
man: I can't believe it...you and my...mother?
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven
by pnut.blue October 12, 2006
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a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
person1:wwjd?
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
by if god is real,he's an asshole May 15, 2009
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