WWJBD

What Would Jesus' Brother Do?
Hey, look. Everybody's all, "oooooh. What Would Jesus Do?" Yeah, but what about Jesus' BROTHER?!! Doncha think HE might like a little bit of the spotlight, every now and then? Do you think Jesus' brother is completely lacking in wit and wisdom?!! Think again! Next time, just try to imagine what the BROTHER of your precious Lord and Saviour would do. You might be surprised!

She: He took our bus seats!
He: (WWJBD?) Hey, Get out of that seat, fat-ass!

by Frank Christ May 10, 2010

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Acronym for "what would James Brown do?"

Man, It's 2 in the afternoon and I'm amped up on meth, I've got this shotgun, but I don't know what to do.

Well, WWJBD?

Hmmm, I guess he'd lead a two-state police chase in his bathrobe.

There ya go.

by Jim Christian September 25, 2007

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Acronym for "What Would Jerri Blank Do? In reference to the stupid junkie whore from the cult classic TV show Strangers With Candy.

"WWJBD"?

"Get herpes in the back of a cab."

by FrankShaw1900 September 25, 2009

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Acronym for "What would Justin Bieber do?"

In considering our application design, we're going to first need some industry experts to provide the appropriate business reasoning for their UI suggestion as our creative department wants to do something very different in how user information is gathered. But we should also consider WWJBD.

by joelbondurant September 17, 2010

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Acronym for "What would John Bonham do?"
Used in situations when drummers, particularly Rock drummers, are having trouble coming up with, or executing a drum part or fill in a piece of music.

A guitarist says to the drummer he wants his new song to start with a cool drum fill. The drummer then thinks to himself WWJBD!

by Kegger66 July 22, 2011

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