wood

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)

by demanding change May 8, 2008

Wood

The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.

Barbra was fummimg that Joe was too wired to get wood

by Paulyboysmith May 29, 2016

wood

1. erect penis
2. white hood (used in boondocks to describe the area to which the family moved into)
3. used to describe obsolete literature

" everyone gets morning wood"
" your hood is dope, u live in the wood "
" that book is wood"

by everblack September 26, 2008

Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

Wood

Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan

Damn Ryan, look at dat wood

by Yesbbay June 4, 2016

Wood

A erect dick

Got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Bobbyshmurda May 22, 2015

Wood

White in Jail... Pecker wood *maybe* . Caucasian mail in the County Jail, Prison, (hard white boy) (white gangster) skin- skin head white supreamasist maybe* *refers to whit as brothers.

Hey brother come join the wood pile.
Look theres more woods in here. '

by BeAr ArcaDia WhiTe BOyZ November 29, 2003