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Boyfriend without benefits

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways
Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."
by gtbarry November 19, 2007
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WIFOM

In gaming, it's any kind of game or subgame, especially a psychological one, in which a player is given a set of apparently equal choices where one or more is completely wrong. In such games one often may try to use what he knows of his opponent to make a better choice, but this often leads to recursive reasoning, as anything that one player could think of is something another player could think of, in the form of "But that's just what he wants me to think, so I'll do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…so I'll not do the opposite…but maybe that's what he want's me to think…etc, etc.". Such games are basically random, and therefore should be carefully considered before they are engaged in.
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"
"All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?"

-The Princess Bride

So begins the game of wine in front of me, or WIFOM.
by hohum November 2, 2008
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Witrospect

To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.
When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
by [B]Saint June 9, 2008
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A night without armor

The act of having sex without a condom, especially with the singer-songwriter Jewel.

Etymology: Jewel's 1998 poetry collection, A Night without Armor
Anthony Kiedis: How was the concert last night?

Flea: Sick. I hooked up with Jewel!

AK: Did you use a rubber?

Flea: Nah, dude, it was a night without armor.
by tanguy22 May 5, 2011
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Netflix and Chill without the chill

Who says two bros can't get together and watch a little Grey's Anatomy without the preconception of sex? Netflix and Chill without the chill is the simple yet classic act of two people getting together to watch Netflix and relax.

NETFLIX AND CHILL WITHOUT THE CHILL // "Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 1: "Hey man! want to come over for a little Netflix and Chill without the chill?"
Bro 2: "aww no dude I'll pass on this one. I think your great and all that jazz but I'm a straight man."
Bro 1: "Oh no dude this is a chill free Netflix experience. Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 2: "Oh well in that case, lets get cracking! I heard the new season of The Bachelor is up there!"
by Gregarious June 30, 2016
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Watford

Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.
by NemoD98 October 30, 2011
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Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.
"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009
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