Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 23, 2022

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

Wifi

Undeveloped cat

Wifi is small but cute

by Baptist loves croissants February 15, 2019

Wifi

Another word for a thot. Everybody uses her

Yo, yah mom is wifi, everyone uses her

by Shah Santanna January 13, 2014

WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi

by Billy Peterson May 6, 2008

wifi

Abbreviation for common phrase "deal wif it!".

To put off no longer.

David: You finish your work yet?
Bob: No , aint had time.
David: Wifi man!

by The Ragin Ju January 7, 2005