widow

A fucking greedy bitch who steals people's money.

Because she is a widow, Mrs. C. wants us to give her money.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

widow

shortened from white widow - some nang skunk

i just picked up an o of widow

by rar September 22, 2003

exam widow / widower

When your Significant Other is so consumed by examinations you never get to see / hear from them and you begin to think this loss is forever.

Yeah, my SO has mid-terms, guess I'm just another exam widow / widower.

by Lapsus Linguae January 15, 2009

widows

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.

Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.

I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!

by thirdlhc January 23, 2010

widowed

A lonely masturbation move for those who do not have a partner

"I was so lonely last night i tried the widowed it was amazing"

by S3xyMF November 21, 2016

widow

usually associated with a peak. For exapmle, a widow's peak.

peak up dat widow and smack that bitch around.

by G3 December 28, 2005