Wal Mart 

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

Wal Mart by jay November 30, 2003

wal mart 

1. The place where you go to kill time before a movie. Where you know you're date is cheap- when he takes you to wal mart to go shopping and eat dinner, and still has enough money to take you to the discount movie evening.

2. The place that uses illegal labour and shops of ill repute in third world countries but then tries to make up for it by low prices and "giving back".

John took Jane to wal mart before the film as they had half an hour to kill. They shopped and then ate there before they returned to the theatre.

"Well most of their stuff comes from crappy shops in other countries" Jill said to Jack, "But atleast when I buy stuff from there I know that I'm buying that quality of item."

wal mart by Baelyn O'Byrne March 30, 2008

Wal Mart 

Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.

"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"

Wal Mart by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

wal mart 

America's economic undoing. They cut prices by paying vendors less, who move production to China.

Know why everything is made in China? Wal Mart.

"I got it at Wal Mart, it was $5 cheaper."
"But you should have bought it somewhere local."
"$5 is $5."
"Remeber how your husband got laid off?"

wal mart by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

Wal Mart 

A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.

EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.

satan: this is hell fool!

EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart

Wal Mart by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

wal mart 

The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.

John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"

Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."

wal mart by kevin21boston November 10, 2008

wal mart 

a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.

i boycott wal mart!

he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.

boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"

paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?

wal mart by msdestiny May 4, 2008