Vulvamort

Noun - trans from Greek or something - literally meaning 'vagina of death'.
Used to describe a neurotic, narcissistic female who utilses her genatalia and sexual guile to entrap males and then inflict psychological torture on them.
Also known as "She who cannot be named'.

"Shit dude, I thought she was hot and she was awesome in bed and then next thing I know I'm being bossed around by a total mentalist Vulvamort who can't remove herself from a fricking mirror."

by Jimmy Novak February 24, 2010

Vulvanator

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.

Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.

"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.

by The Gobbler's Knob Social Club October 4, 2011

Sal Vulcano

Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck ME

by reversecowgrl November 20, 2021

Vulvanicity

a female to erupt in pleasure when been impaled on a member

richard last night i was banging r lass and she erupted with vulvanicity

by ginner May 31, 2007

vulcanomiopie

Vulcanomiopie is something that happens when you are looking to an erupting volcano and something enters in your eye.

Oh, no I have vulcanomiopie!
Don't do that you will get vulcanomiopie.

by Zoomerul1 January 8, 2018

Vulcano Eruption

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava

In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.

by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015