Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Bone Voyage

A going-away fuck.

Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.

by flyingdog April 14, 2009

Sarcastic Voyage

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.

Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!

by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011

don voyage

used to express good wishes (sarcastically) to a chronic liar, a massive fucking dumbass, a feckless blowhard, a white supremacist, a male chauvinist pig etc. who is about to leave his office where he acted like a deranged mob Don for four fucking fruitless years

can also be used as a synonym for "good riddance"

Don voyage, Agent Orange. May you go back to wherever shit hole you came from where covfefe is best served cold.

by Lolito Go January 20, 2021

Voyage of the Hero

The element of literature that states every story follows the same basic eight stage pattern.

Stage 1 - Birth
Stage 2 - Childhood Adventures
Stage 3 - Preperation, Meditation, Withdrawel, Refusal
Stage 4 - Quest
Stage 5 - Death
Stage 6 - Underworld
Stage 7 - Resurrection
Stage 8 - Apotheosis

Part of the freshmen/sophmore English curriculum at ACMA. Takes up the majority of the school year to teach. Is the reason no currect or former students of ACMA can ever read a book, watch a movie, see a play, listen to music, go to a gallery, examine a photograph or even play a video game without seeing AT LEAST one of the eight stages.

Thanks a lot, Mr. S.

Megan: I saw a really good movie this weekend.
Kayla: Did you notice Voyage of the Hero in it?
Megan: Ugh! All over the place. God, I can't get Voyage of the f*cking Hero out of my head!

by Megan and Pals December 26, 2008

Boysenberry Voyage

To search vividly in large thicket of pubes only to find a blue waffle in which you project vomit into and continue to use vomit as lubricant and rail vagina with an upset stomach.

After going through the boysenberry voyage i donkey punched that bitch in the face.

Can the boysenberry voyage take place in your pants tonight?

by Whiteboy1080 October 6, 2010

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

by FlushedAway June 2, 2017