When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.
Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.
by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007
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by COZY J January 14, 2019
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Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.
Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.
dude1: Yo bro I was out with this girl and this volmer dude just came up and took her away from me..
dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman
dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman
by LovelyDude November 6, 2019
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Look at the Voller on him! He looks like he's been combing his hair with a flymo!
Look at the Voller on him! He looks like he's been combing his hair with a flymo!
by Daz September 22, 2004
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Person 1: Wow. This girl needs to stop tagging me in everything she posts. In fact, she needs to stop posting stuff in general. It's bordering on scary.
Person 2: Sounds like you've been Vollmerized, man. Just take her off your facebook feed and try not to stare directly at her fake tan.
Person 2: Sounds like you've been Vollmerized, man. Just take her off your facebook feed and try not to stare directly at her fake tan.
by front_row February 15, 2009
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