untimely visitor

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004

Weekend Visitor

A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.

"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."

by Philip Schuchman October 8, 2008

Unwanted Visitor

:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.

Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)

by Toadzi11a September 2, 2013

unexpected visitor/stranger

An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.

Man I ate Jack in the Crack last night and this morning I awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .

by Rufus MF Jones September 22, 2006

virtual visitor

someone who has been to a place but only online

destination traveling that occurs via the internet

What did Professor Milroney just say?

"Dude, I dont know I was a virtual visitor in Cabo Wabo."

or

"You've never been to Paris? I knew you were just a virtual visitor!"

by LWE8 December 19, 2007

The Visitor

Some retard on twitter and is a god memer. Oh, and a F o r t n i t e skin too.

Twelve year old: “Oh Cmon! The Visitor was stupid enough to kill my fortnite game! You gotta be joking!”
Adults: “Good.”

by ObamaTheNWordPass March 1, 2020

odd visitor

the second woman for a threesome

Girl: You're fucking me good, but I want something new.

Dude: Your friend is gonna be an odd visitor tonight.

by LuaXe April 28, 2024