It takes a baby to raise a village

A more humorous butchering of the common cliche, “It takes a village to raise a baby”. You can use it to playfully make fun of your friends when they mix metaphors or butcher common idioms (see example below) and chances are they won’t notice it.

Me: Yo Derrick my dog won’t stop pissing on the carpet again
Derrick: You should probably nip that behavior in the butt before he does it again
Me: Well you know what they say Derrick: it takes a baby to raise a village, after all

by genghiskhondom January 24, 2026

Pulling a disney village

To cry and get moody really randomly for no real reason.

"Omg, we're never going to be together (It was pretty obvious they weren't), BOOHOO"

When a similar event is repeated, it is called "Pulling a disney village"

by PeteRulesAll October 31, 2006

Angry Villager

Sexual position involving the doggy style move. The male must take a chewed piece of gum from his mouth, split it into 2 equal size pieces and place each one on the sides of the females neck. When the male ejaculates he will do so on the females back, while holding a pitchfork, and a torch. He must then set the curtains on fire and run from the house.

Joe was able to pull off a full angry villager on that chick from the bar last night.

by The Flash Man September 20, 2010

Bomb a small African Village

A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".

"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".

by Silversausage October 7, 2010

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

Sawtry village academy

It is a royal shit hole that’s just had a new building built which is full of year 7s who have shit trims and over sized bags. The old headmaster was a sex god who shagged Daily in his school office and legend has it you can still see his spunk stains in the schools floors near the old headmasters office.

Wait what school do you go to

Sawtry Village Academy

Fucking hell you have definitely got it up the arse.

by Inter ya grandma October 16, 2019

village atheist

1. (Literally) a solitary vocal atheist in a community made up of devoted and religious believers.

2. (More generally) a person who is aggressive and unwavering in their opinions, in the face of any possible opposition.

Somewhat perjorative. See also, village idiot.

"Jane is so vocal in her opposition to the proposal even though no-one else agrees with her - she's such a village atheist."

by Doug F May 24, 2005