Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

Victoria's Secret

what both man an women can enjoy

men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments

Example 1: "close laptop"

friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website

you:yep

Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok

by bananafarm April 15, 2014

Victoria's Secret

One of the very few things in the world both women and men love. Victoria's Secret models are the most beautiful women in the world which perform in the amazing Victoria's Secret Fashion Show every fall as well as in other cool publicity.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2006 is the best example to see this brand in its very best.

by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012

Victoria's Secret

The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.

"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"

by R3V0LN0G4RD November 21, 2018

Victoria's Secret

when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.

"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"

by jahne October 24, 2011

victoria's secret

poor man's porn.

Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!

by carly January 5, 2004

Victoria's Secretions

When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.

Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013