minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Vicable

Willing to bang someone or something as long as its somewhat warm and once breathing.

Most likely no one else in their crew would want to touch it.

2X's & Bullseye: Hey Vic, theres that girl you were with the other night.

Vic: Ya, but shes ugly and on the rag.

Girl: Hey Vic, wanna go back to myplace?

Vic: See you guys later

2X's: Man that girl was Vicable.

Bullseye: Agreed!

by Kip Kipperton March 25, 2009

Vibable

How easy it is to vibe to a certain item.

Yo this song is so vibable.

by Human thing 204 April 16, 2020

The Vible

The Vibe Bible
A philosophy on how to live your life
How to live your life in a way that will be satisfaction to yourself

I was going to head over to the job I hate but instead I listened to the teachings of the vible and put in my two week notice to quit and I am going to instead move to Italy and live my dream

by The Gnasty April 11, 2019

Vibable

A type of music that one can vibe to.

Your friend: I don’t think you can vibe to classical music

You: Yeah it’s not vibable

by Mamita N April 19, 2020