Vagitamins

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.

The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.

by Jared Keller June 24, 2004

Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.

"I want to Take your Vitamins kevin jonas."

by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008

Flintstone Vitamins

A peculiarly strong performance enhancing drug that is most commonly used to allow men more “rounds” in bed

Peter: Ay Shawn ya got any Flintstone Vitamins?
Shawn: God dammit Peter, she’s still that horny?

by Quarantine_boredom April 14, 2020

Vitamins

something that is awesome, your daily dose of everything.

yo, check out that girls ass.
damn it's vitamins brah.

by norifumi September 14, 2010

vitamins

slang for ecstacy pills

Yo you got them vitamins for this weekend soo we can roll?

by Bossman21 January 27, 2006

Jamieson Vitamins

This is a sexy brand of vitamins that will forever kill youXP

Alexis "Hey let's get some vitamins!"
Kirsten"How about Jamieson Vitamins ?"
Jamieson"Vitamins aren't healthy:P"

by KatieJames June 19, 2009

Vitamins

Marijuana edibles

just took some vitamins this morning

by daddyd3v1t0 June 29, 2020