Vegemite
Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.
Vegemite by Craig Duckett September 14, 2005
Vegemite
A dark, sticky food paste that has become a staple of the Australian diet. Made from brewer's yeast, it is a rich source of B vitamins. Brewer's yeast is a by-product of the beer brewing process. Consequently, an ample supply exists in Australia. Vegemite's flavour is extremely salty and remarkably strong. It is one of the few things the alcohol-numbed tongues of inebriated Aussies can actually taste, hence its popularity in its home market. However, that popularity has not transitioned to other countries. In many English speaking cultures, it's known as "Satan's Stool" or "Poo in a Jar".
Wizard of Oz: "Oi, mate! Care for some Vegemite?"
Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."
Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."
Vegemite by Fosters Forall November 3, 2009
Vegemite
A disgusting, salty black paste that Australians worship. Harvested from Kangaroo excretion, the excretion is then cooked on the Bunnings grill and heated into Vegemite. - Used as a method of execution in the late 1700s.
Vegemite by MarcoThePineapple June 20, 2020
vegemite
An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.
vegemite by Megzie the Aussie : ) July 6, 2006