Vark 

Another word for vagina.

Hey Sandy, that's a nice vark you've got there.

Vark by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

vark scale 

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

vark scale by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009

Vark Naai 

A vark naai is someone who is a absolute poes to everyone and everything. Hes hoeless asf and needs help. Most people hate vark naais.

Stop being such a vark naai liyema!

Vark Naai by Your tannies fave January 24, 2024

tard-vark 

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

tard-vark by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

ard vark malark 

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull

What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!

ard vark malark by D.ann November 23, 2007

Vuil vark nai 

Dirty pig person

Your berks a vuil vark nai

Vuil vark nai by Mrs Smokey October 9, 2023

Alex Varkatzas 

Alex Varkatzas is the screamer for the band Atreyu.

"I feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cry. and with blood tears in my eyes im an Anne Rice novel come to life..."

-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.

Alex Varkatzas by xHaileyxVarkatzasx April 19, 2006