A vark (pronounced fark, or farkuh for the plural varke) is a person who drives like a maniac, belches, farts or swears loudly in public, picks on the little guys (if you catch my drift) or beats his girlfriend. There are lots of similarities between varke and townies, but they aren't as distinctive in clothing as townies are, which makes them so much scarier. The literal meaning of vark is pig. Varke could be anybody, even your next-door neighbour, or your brother in jail.
*After a belch* "Sies jou vark!" (Shame on you, you vark!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)
Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)
by Kobus December 18, 2005
Get the varkmug. by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005
Get the tard-varkmug. scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"
by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009
Get the vark scalemug. by D.ann November 23, 2007
Get the ard vark malarkmug. A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
Get the Shard varkingmug. 
A vark naai is someone who is a absolute poes to everyone and everything. Hes hoeless asf and needs help. Most people hate vark naais.
by Your tannies fave January 24, 2024
Get the Vark Naaimug.