A lucid synonym for the function and after-effects of testicular perspiration. The term ball vapour should specifically refer to the visual phenomenon of steam rising from a set of sweaty testicles - typically within a climate much cooler than the average ballsack. Ball vapour is less common in countries that experience year-round warmth or extensive home central-heating systems. Northern European countries such as Norway, Sweden and Scotland have been epicentres of the ball-vapour phenomenon for many years.
by Gaberdeen February 3, 2010
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by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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To stick ones testicles in apple sauce before putting them in your Parterners or unsuspecting sleeping friends mouth
Eric felt vapple saucing was gross, and distastful, so while he was asleep Danny stuck his testicles in some apple sauce and put them in Erics mouth.
by Robbie the great September 22, 2006
Get the vapple saucing mug.An eboy who likes to watch anime and hentai. A vampus might also enjoy harassing small children in video games.
A vampus is most definitely a virgin who gets shivers when interacting with people from the opposite gender.
A vampus is most definitely a virgin who gets shivers when interacting with people from the opposite gender.
Person 1: He just called me bad and worthless
Person 2 : He's most definitely a vampus
Person 1: What do you get up to on your leisure time?
Person 2: I usually watch anime and hentai.
Person 1: What an absolute vampus
Person 2 : He's most definitely a vampus
Person 1: What do you get up to on your leisure time?
Person 2: I usually watch anime and hentai.
Person 1: What an absolute vampus
by Shadowu May 27, 2020
Get the vampus mug.The primary cause of snoring in men.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013
Get the Vapour Lock mug.A slimy, stanky ass pussy. Often used in reference to when a normal pussy is expected, but the panties come off, and the truth is revealed.
So did you give her oral?
Uh, no...
Why the hell not?
Because, dumbass, she has a vapussy and I'd rather suck dead fish asshole!
Uh, no...
Why the hell not?
Because, dumbass, she has a vapussy and I'd rather suck dead fish asshole!
by whereallmahhoesat March 1, 2010
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It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
by Berty,Kurty,Dirk and Ahmed July 9, 2010
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