Dont get on the wrong side of a velissa... when she is in a good mood everybody loves her she will give you her last and do without but she gets crazy when she is low on cash she love her family and will do anything for her love ones
by Itzdemonia November 23, 2021
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Valessa will bake and bake.
by Hokeypokey2 December 19, 2016
Get the Valessa mug.When someone (clearly a dumb and confused man) is trying to communicate with you in a weird passive aggressive way.
Sending you mb or challenging you in fb quizzes without actually speaking to you
Sending you mb or challenging you in fb quizzes without actually speaking to you
by Ebcate January 16, 2019
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Why is your name Valissya?
by Emma Loveheart April 3, 2018
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by unicatfartsrainbowkibel May 24, 2018
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Hey, did you hear about Godzilla coming to town?
No, what are you talking about?
Oh, wait, that was a Valyssa.
No, what are you talking about?
Oh, wait, that was a Valyssa.
by HannahJohnson ;) November 21, 2010
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If you know a Vanissa in your life keep him/her/them close and give them a lot of love, cause they as well have so much love to give. As person you could describe a Vanissa as fabulous, beautiful, crazy, loving, creative maybe even artistic person. They support everyone which is only themself, hate racism and love heavy metal music.
In the end such person with that name is a keeper, cause when they smiles or laughs, they light up the room with a rainbow colored aura. And if their fragil colorful souls sometimes get confused or overwhelmed by emotions, just stay at their sides. Be a friend and look after them cause the world needs more of this unique unicorns.
If you know a Vanissa in your life keep him/her/them close and give them a lot of love, cause they as well have so much love to give. As person you could describe a Vanissa as fabulous, beautiful, crazy, loving, creative maybe even artistic person. They support everyone which is only themself, hate racism and love heavy metal music.
In the end such person with that name is a keeper, cause when they smiles or laughs, they light up the room with a rainbow colored aura. And if their fragil colorful souls sometimes get confused or overwhelmed by emotions, just stay at their sides. Be a friend and look after them cause the world needs more of this unique unicorns.
1 Person: „Wanna go the Vanissa today?“
2 Person: „What‘s the Vanissa?“
1 Person: „You know, going onto a metal concert all dressed up in pink and giving a shit about what people think!“
2 Person: „Hell yeah!!!!!“ 🤘🏻
2 Person: „What‘s the Vanissa?“
1 Person: „You know, going onto a metal concert all dressed up in pink and giving a shit about what people think!“
2 Person: „Hell yeah!!!!!“ 🤘🏻
by Pelzi November 20, 2021
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