Vagitative

Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective

Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse

After washing my cock in the sink and returning to bed, I fell into a vagitative state.

by rom2k April 15, 2014

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Vaggatical

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.

I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.

by Topher Demps October 20, 2010

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vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

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vagatoo

An individual, usually female, who is ugly to such an extreme as to cause concern in the mind of the beholder.
More severe than fugly.
There is not yet a word conceived that is more extreme on a scale of ugliness.

Etymology: Distant cousin of "cockatoo."

Did you see his new girlfriend? What a total vagatoo!

by katerjanna June 12, 2008

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