vagittarius

a pseudo-zodiac sign combining virgo and sagittarius. used to poke fun, throw off and degrade astrologers or acquaintances who ask your sign.

dumbass: i can tell a lot about a person by his/her sign! what is yours?
me: I'm a vagittarius, that shit is so stupid.

by jvortex October 4, 2005

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Vagitarius

Slang. Noun. It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much

Director: what’s your favorite sign? Vagitarius!

Director: wym? Porn star: It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much! Director: nice bro!

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

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Vagitarious • vagitarius • Vegitarious • vagittarius • vagarious • vagidacious • vaginacious • Vaginarous • vagitarium

good; really good; tight; sweet; dank; good like sweet flower blossom aromas, sunshine, wine, weed; as good as, or almost as good as, having sex with some fresh tang; a girlfriend who is fine and not a pussy-pedestaling-bitch can be said to be vaginacious

hey what's that musky smell?
yo, it's this vaginacious bud i just picked up.
mmmmmm... so dank you can smell it through the bag.
yea let's smoke some.

babe you blew my mind with your thundercock this morning....i have been floating in a vaginacious glow all day

how is your garden doing?

my tomatoes and sunflowers are vaginacious!

that was the most vaginacious sex ever last night- my pussy was so tight from yoga all this week!
i'll say honey! what postures have you been doing?

he gave the most vaginacious head last night!

dude their new album is so vaginacious it fucking blew my mind

by LemursLoveFlowers November 25, 2011

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