Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!

Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"

by That Raffy Taffy September 4, 2015

vagisil master

The act of having extra strength vagisil on your man-gina. The refusal to take part in becoming baby calfed

Sean won't rip Deathstar because he is too busy being the vagisil master.

Scoob IS the vagisil master.

Danny Nugent is not the vagisil master

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

Vagisil Bitch

The vagisil bitch never leaves home without her tube of anti-itching lube. She got it in her purse, her pocket, the bathroom, and the bedroom.

All Cyndi wants for christmas is her VAGISIL. Vagisil Bitch

by Alicia Nichole January 6, 2008

Need some Vagisil with that?

Sarcastic remark said to a whiny bro to get him to shut up by implying he is being a giant VAGINA.

Dan: I lost my 3 legged dog Skippy, then QT was out of hot dogs, my Nintendo 64 remote broke......

Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?

by Hellcat Lauren April 25, 2011

Rub some Vagisil on it!

Dont be a wimp, dont complain, dont be such a pussy!

So you broke your arm, rub some Vagisil on it.

So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!

by TOMM September 26, 2012

Vagisil breath

When your lady wakes up next to you and then tells YOU that your breath smells like rotten pussy.

Babe you have vagisil breath get a mint

by Jeff011387 March 13, 2024

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.

Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025