vaginophone

A person who speaks the language of the vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell is a vaginophone.
Tom Cruise claims he's a vaginophone.

by kronix September 25, 2007

ViPhone

The iPhone on the Verizon Network. Also a Twitter hashtag for said iPhone "#ViPhone"

You hear the news today? They're releasing a ViPhone on Feb 10!

by DJ Rizzo January 12, 2011

vagiwhore

Someone who uses there vagina only to make people happy.

Thankyou you dirty vagiwhore, that was a great time.

by Rod Lemmiwinks Stewartson March 5, 2018

vagilaphone

a penile object that is shaped like a saxaphone.
when blown on it creates a b flat sound.

go suck a vagilaphone

by Philip Corlett March 30, 2011

vagiprune

When a woman feels so turned off her vagina contracts, shrivels, and dries out a bit, the opposite of what it does when she is turned on. Usually occurs in response to something a man says or does and is the opposite of the effect he wants to have (adjust as needed for non-heteronormative uses).

"When he asked me to Netflix and chill for the second date, I felt a complete vagiprune."
"I had a case of vagiprune when he sent me a dick pic before we'd even met!"

by The Divine Miss B December 12, 2017

Vaphoneculo

From the Italian word “Vaffanculo”.
The act of fucking around on one’s cell phone vice being engaged in another activity.

Are you going to vaphoneculo or take your your shot”

“We are waiting for you are you coming or Vaphoneculoing?”

Also See Phonefuckery and Screentard.

by Obie-Whan-Canobie May 20, 2023

Vaphoneculo

From the Italian word “Vaffanculo”.

The act of fucking around on one’s cell phone vice being engaged in another activity.

“Are you going to vaphoneculo or take your your shot”

“We are waiting for you are you coming or Vaphoneculoing?”

Also See Phonefuckery and Screentard.

by Obie-Whan-Canobie May 20, 2023