vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

Vaginamancy

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.

In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy

by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginamite

When a female devours a whole jar of vegemite births it out of her vigina

Dang, that was some hard vaginamite

by Vaganalmucher December 18, 2022

Vaginamite

(N.) - Bomb ass pussy

1.) Yeah man did you see that girl at the party she was vaginamite, but I was too trashed to remember her name...

2.) That babe looks like she'd be vaginamite I'd bang her six ways from Sunday.

by G69 May 9, 2005

vaginamins

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.

Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!

by Nitz April 26, 2005

VaginaMcGinastien

Insulting term usually directed towards a male describing them as the epitimal "girly wuss bag". This word made its worlwide debut in the classic stoner's hit movie "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle," where Kumar, striving for greatness, doesn't just resort to calling Harold a girl; he christens Harold a Vaginamcginastien. More than a little bitch, feebler than the vag, this is the rock bottom of absolute bitchdom a male can fall to.

Setting: The Highway in Male #2's car with no air conditioning.

Male # 1- Dude, you're being paranoid, just open the window, it's frick'n hot in here.

Male #2- Screw that, I spent 15 min. on my hair! If I open the window it's gonna get all ruffly and frizzzzzzzzzzzzy!

Male #1- Uhhhhh frick'n a! stop being such a VaginaMcGinastien!!!!!

by Michael Gonzalez December 15, 2008

Vagitamins

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.

The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.

by Jared Keller June 24, 2004