Vagidam

The female equivalent of the cock block. Experienced when either a female or male inhibits their female friend from having casual sex.

"your such a vagidam. I was trying to hook up with that guy last night, and you told him my dad and brothers were all cops".

"Becky Vagidamed me last night".

by Maritime J. September 2, 2012

vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

Vagadam

A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.

Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off

Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam

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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!

Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.

by Non-Vagadam December 23, 2009

In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"

Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023

vagitamin

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

by Alkire January 11, 2009

vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

Vagidrama

When two women fight for no apparent reason, other than the simple fact that they both have a vagina. The most likely cause of this phenomenon occurs when a previously desired vagina by males in a workplace is ousted by a new, more desirable vagina. The woman then ousted by this occurrence lashes out in a defamatory fashion at the new woman in response. The new woman is usually innocent of any instigation. Related terms include, "the behavior of whores", or "the queen bee syndrome".

Vanessa hates me. Always constant vagidrama with her because I get attention from that guy she likes.

by IThinkFree March 13, 2010