Var 

a vehical that looks like a cross over between a car and a van

"Look at that yellow var!"

Var by mandyz941b December 8, 2007

VAR 

A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.

VAR by nymphozodiac February 7, 2010

VAR 

Video Action Reply.

Oddly this scientifically backed technological breakthrough is doubted by a small yet vocal collective of men from Sheffield, Stow & Granton who believe this mythical video technology is some mental government conspiracy to make football vile & rotten. There is no claim that it’s being used to Sheffield Wednesday’s advantage as they as pish as always. There is also evidence that the collective is actually one man.

A shaken Adam Prostley said: “I hate VAR & the council. They’re both vile rat 🐀 scum”.

VAR by Riach December 11, 2020

Var 

A sexy male that has charming eyes and has a positive attitude. He is a unique person if you find a var don’t lose him

You are one var

Var by God51 November 24, 2021

Var 

It stands for "Vehicular Ass Raping" - otherwise known commonly as tailgating.

"This asshole is varring me"

Var by follow me on Instagram December 25, 2021

VAR 

The scenario: The rangers player got dribbled past in the box by a Celtic player from which he dived. The VAR Person is female.

Rangers player (still whinging): AHH! REF! PENALTY!!
The Celtic defender + goalie: Och! Get up the noo! Ya diver!
The Ref: Yeah thats a dive mate
VAR Person (saying in the refs earpiece): OH NO ITS NOT!
Ref: Its clear he did no touch him!
VAR Person: But, but, but the player is in my fantasy team!
Ref: So? He was a bloody meter away!
Var Person: But, but, but (starts crying) WAHHHH! IM A RANGERS FAN!!! WAHHHHH!
Ref: Ive got no choice
Ref: Sadly, its a pen.
Rangers player: YAYYYYY!!!
Var Person: YAYYYYYY! Now i can get back to Fortnite OG!
Celtic Defender: What in the hell are these guys on?
Goalie: They're high thats for sure.
Ref: *gives*
Rangers Player decides to punch the defender in the face
Ref: RED CARD! YOUR FUCKING OFF!
VAR Person: WAHHHHHHHH! HE'S IN MY FANTASY TEAM!!

Var person: I also have a fantasy of him fucking me with his 10 inch cock!
Ref: No fanfic in stadia!
Var person: But im the Var Person! And he's so hot! *Starts moaning rapidly*
Ref: AYE THATS IT! IM NO LISTENING TO YA! HE'S FUCKING OFF!
Var person: Great! Now he can fuck me in peace!
Ref: SORRY BUT YOU'VE NO GOT A CHANCE WITH HIM!

Ref: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITCH!
Rangers player: ok
Rangers takes the pen
They miss
Celtic win the scottish cup
They win the Champions League
The fanfic of the var person and rangers player will continue soon

VAR IS BULLSHIT

VAR by Celtic forever November 15, 2023

VAR 

Video review system introduced in football by Papa Infantino to give away penalties to Argentina.
It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made

Argentina has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this country as Vargentina.

Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.

VAR by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023