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vankbugle

A word when you hate someone and you want them to know you hate them a lot!!!!! But you don’t want to tell them you hate them :)
Person 1: you are such a vankbugle!!!
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: nothing!
by Cool Cat Connor April 18, 2020
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Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008
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Vankle

An ankle that is so saturated with veins, it looks more like a ball of earthworms than a bone.
"I'm buying grandma some socks for her birthday, I'm sick of looking at her vankles."
by Bosch Boys August 20, 2004
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vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.
Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.
by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019
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vankooten

The most noble and best evolutionaryly adept bloodline dating back from the time of bible characters Adam and Eve. The first coming Jesus has been cited as a vankooten.
Damn is that a vankooten?
by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009
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vanker

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.
Guy - Up Urs Vanker!
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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Vanky

a beautiful blessing, a goddess, a gift given from angel. if you know a person named vanky, and vanky knows you, good luck would come to you.
Vanky is gifted by an angel.
by ododo May 12, 2020
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