V's Slip N' Slide

a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.

Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.

by K-Dizzawg April 25, 2007

V.S.E.

Vaginal Sand Extraction: To have sand professionally removed from one's vagina.

Whats wrong with Howard, does he need a V.S.E.?

by mallratt October 8, 2013

v.s. syndrome

when a women gives birth and starts to fall apart little by little!

"I don't know what happened to her she was hot before giving birth, I think she is suffering from v.s. Syndrome!"

by that dude a boogie January 21, 2010

V's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but only for the entity known as V.

Cell phone ran out of battery during an important meeting, slipped on the carpet in the office, baggage lost in airport, and every app you use crashes? That's V's law for you.

by nnneeee January 24, 2020

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.

STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"

by J-dor June 17, 2010

the five v's

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.

The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!

by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016