uzbekistan

One of the "stan" lands located in central Asia made up of primarly followers of Islam.

I was born in Uzbekistan, but moved to Turkmenistan when I was 10 years old.

by mandychic0406 January 2, 2006

uzbekistan

A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.

Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.

Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.

by NNbek September 13, 2005

uzbekistan

Country which was created in 1991. Very poor and getting poorer because of the stupid government. All Russian people are trying to escape from there, and not to live among uzbek people.Has poor economy, poor industry and almost no technology. All modern building,metro and were projected and built by Russian ingeneers. 97% of all uzbek people can do nothing, but work on cotton field. Government is complitely corrupt. Police(milicia) works with mafia. No law is being enforced. It is better not to say on the streets anything like I'm writing now. Country has no future...

Hey I'm going to uzbekistan!
You're crazy, better go to Russia, at least you'll be among people, not animals.

by has-no-name June 11, 2006

uzbekistan

The "Cote D'Ivoire" of South-West Asia. A country that nobody's heard of. Generally used in conversation not as an actual place, but a hypothetical location that epitomizes the middle of nowhere.

"We was on the I-60, hundreds of miles from discernable civilization, and right as we were crossing Uzbekistan, the damn truck dern puttered out."

by David Delanty November 2, 2005

uzbekistan

A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.

Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.

Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.

by NNbek September 13, 2005

uzbekistan

A combination of the words, us, becky and tristan. Other than being a place, it is a word to describe a relationship that will last for an infinity.

hopelessromantic1: OMG I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER
hopelessromantic2: AH YOU'RE MINE CHE'LU BABE!!
bystander: aw, they're so sweet. They're such a uzbekistan couple.

by rrruples July 13, 2012

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022