Self proclaimed asians and in fact the country is not THAT poor. Even though they call themselves a republic, its actually still very communist under the current president, Islam Karimov. 90% of uzbeks also claim to be muslim but don't know the fuck it means. To them they say it because of the culture. The economy is slowly getting back on its feet after being shat on by the USSR and its actually not that bad. They have a pretty good metro system and cute boys(;
OH! AND ITS MORTAL ENEMY ARE THE KAZAKHS, so if anything bad is written on here, its probably from them.
OH! AND ITS MORTAL ENEMY ARE THE KAZAKHS, so if anything bad is written on here, its probably from them.
by proudtobemuslima January 26, 2011
by mandychic0406 September 15, 2005
A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.
Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
by NNbek August 08, 2005
Country which was created in 1991. Very poor and getting poorer because of the stupid government. All Russian people are trying to escape from there, and not to live among uzbek people.Has poor economy, poor industry and almost no technology. All modern building,metro and were projected and built by Russian ingeneers. 97% of all uzbek people can do nothing, but work on cotton field. Government is complitely corrupt. Police(milicia) works with mafia. No law is being enforced. It is better not to say on the streets anything like I'm writing now. Country has no future...
Hey I'm going to uzbekistan!
You're crazy, better go to Russia, at least you'll be among people, not animals.
You're crazy, better go to Russia, at least you'll be among people, not animals.
by has-no-name June 07, 2006
The "Cote D'Ivoire" of South-West Asia. A country that nobody's heard of. Generally used in conversation not as an actual place, but a hypothetical location that epitomizes the middle of nowhere.
"We was on the I-60, hundreds of miles from discernable civilization, and right as we were crossing Uzbekistan, the damn truck dern puttered out."
by David Delanty October 26, 2005
A shitty country, located in Central Asia. It has no economy, no industry, no politics, just cotton fileds and cheap labor.
Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Uzbek chicks are somehow okay.
Dude #1: Yo, dude, I banged Zuhra yesterday in the cotton field.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
Dude #2: No surprise, Uzbek chick are sooooo easy.
by NNbek August 08, 2005
A combination of the words, us, becky and tristan. Other than being a place, it is a word to describe a relationship that will last for an infinity.
hopelessromantic1: OMG I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER
hopelessromantic2: AH YOU'RE MINE CHE'LU BABE!!
bystander: aw, they're so sweet. They're such a uzbekistan couple.
hopelessromantic2: AH YOU'RE MINE CHE'LU BABE!!
bystander: aw, they're so sweet. They're such a uzbekistan couple.
by rrruples June 18, 2012