utica high school

A school located in Shelby Twp., MI full of boaters. It's fucking trash.

Utica High School is trash

by Nomadic G May 16, 2016

Utica

The only place on earth that people from Buffalo are allowed to mock and ridicule.

"Look on the bright side - at least we're not Utica" - Buffalo Resident

by ThankgodIleftUtica December 13, 2013

Utica Girl

A woman from (Utica, NY). Loves fake tans and she thinks striped nails with gem studs look "classy". Thinks all children are on WIC and the HEAP program is a family tradition. Collects some sort of public assistance yet still buys cigarettes and goes to club Lava. Typically has at least one child from her high school boyfriend and always has some sort of trouble with their ex. Thinks she really hit it big when she gets a guy that runs a forklift, not just working in a warehouse. Has no problem if he has only been to jail once...or twice.

Utica Girl-After I get my nails done we'll meet yous guys at Lava, but first I gotta go by my ex's house and drop off the kids. That mother fucker needs to give me more child support.

by Johnnyroc December 17, 2012

Ultivariously

The conclusion at the end of a set of possible outcomes. Shorthand for 'when all's said and done' or 'at the end of the day'.

Ultivariously, it's just a game

by shbib November 24, 2006

UTIOA

Under The Influence Of Alcohol
generally used as an excuse or explanation for actions performed while totally hammered.

Guy 1: i heard you knocked up some chick!
Guy 2: yeah but we were both UTIOA

by PsycoGirl June 16, 2007

Utica, Mi

full of teenagers who's days are spent high as all hell. your either high or completely wasted. 10 year olds have cell phones, and by 13 they're fucking there boyfriends. everyones squeezed into UHS were you'll either have the best or the worst times or your life. everyone knows everyone, partys every weekend... and you'll get judged up the ass no matter what you do. be here for a day and you will here "hoed you" or "u right" about 50 million times

utica, midrinkingsmokingpartying

by sammmmmyy January 2, 2011

Utica

The City of Despair

We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.

by Wiseguy68 December 1, 2016