unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005

Unabletotextness

Describing one's inability to form legible text messages.

Person 1: Has Sam texted you recently?
Person 2: Yea, her texting quality is so bad!
Person 1: Well, she's pretty stupid so that probably affects her unabletotextness.

by TheThiccBicth December 3, 2019

I am unable

Synonym of I can’t even, when’s something is really funny and you can’t deal with it.

“This is my first time seeing this meme and I am unable lmfao”

by lyfesgood May 24, 2018

Unabletowrappresentsitis

Being unable to wrap presents due to a T cell deficiency

Man I suck at wrapping presents, I must have Unabletowrappresentsitis or something.
And I'm called Mark

by MrDr December 24, 2014

unable to sit properly

Basically just a bisexual.

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

by ani.png June 2, 2021

unableist

When you are not a ableist

"ahhh im a autistic person aaaa"
"i support autisms because im a unableist!"

by PezDogaruny September 5, 2021

Dap-upable

A term used if something someone said or did is worth a dap up.

(Someone says something funny)

Yo dap me up that was dap-upable!

by _Voltron_ October 29, 2022