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A cleaver way to talk about suicide without actually saying suicide.
Sometimes I wish I could unsubscribe from this world.
Unsubscribe by Jyo September 21, 2021

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Something you should do if you are subbed to dream, actually, if you are, go fuck yourself dry you stupid cunt, I WANTED THE FUCKING YELLOW MOOSHROM NOT SOME VIRGIN ASS BLUE SQUID
Dream Stan: you can't say that, I'll leak your IP if you talk about my sexy dream that way
Smart Gamer Chad: fuck off๐Ÿ–• and unsubscribe from him
unsubscribe by Keysmitty July 2, 2022

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When something is not or someone says something that is not what you want to go along with. Also, if what you are hearing or reading is unbelievable, confusing, incredulous, or ridiculous.
They want me to carry that 20 pound box in 90 degree weather? Unsubscribe
The price for food has gone up. Unsubscribe.

Unsubscribe from this attitude you are giving me.

unsubscribe-ire 

That rage you fly into when you have to go looking for how to unsubscribe from constant 'Daily Alerts' you've started receiving from somewhere - that you know you're never gonna read, which have started filling up your inbox - seemingly multiplying like gremlins that had water poured on them.
More unsubscribe-ire this morning! I don't even remember subscribing to half of this shit to be honest, but they send you an new email every day! Who has the time?
unsubscribe-ire by Stivchik June 25, 2020

That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me 

When you see something and instantly know you want to have nothing to do it. The figurative version of projectile vomiting on command.

Typically seen in pet peeve situations, or when someone in a group mentions they want to order Indian Food.
Keanen: Haha oh Fuck, look at Coach's presser, he was hamming it up today. Talking wrestling. He really keeps the boys loose, eh.

Demmers: Ugh, That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.

unsubscribathon 

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un.sub.scrib.athon
Pronunciation: &n-s&b-'skrIb-&-"tha:n
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1 : a sequence of list removal requests sent to an unmoderated,
over-subscribed email list, rather than to the owners of the
list; specif: such an event in which each removal request
encourages another to be sent by the next most irate subscriber;
a situation embodying both dramatic irony and a tragedy of the
commons: marked by both incongruity between the actual result of
a sequence of events and the intended result, and by the abuse
and consequent destruction of a non-excludable public good.
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Etymology: English, un- + subscribe + marathon, from un-, Middle
English, from Old English; akin to Old High German un- un-,
Latin in-, Greek a-, an-, Old English ne not; subscribe, Middle
English, from Latin subscribere, literally, to write beneath,
from sub- + scribere to write, Marathon, Greece, site of a
victory of Greeks over Persians in 490 B.C., the news of which
was carried to Athens by a long-distance runner.
Date: 2002
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After the first email, it was a total unsubscribathon
unsubscribathon by listmaint April 1, 2003