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Unintentional Bad Ass

Unintentionally doing something that would normally be considered badass.
Dan left school after 5th period because he thought he was done with school, he gets off after 6th on days like today. He's an Unintentional Bad Ass.
by dfein6 January 21, 2010
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Unintentional Handjob

When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.
Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!

Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.

Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
by UHMASTER January 25, 2011
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Unintentional eavesdropping

The act of overhearing co-workers talking through a wall. No sneaking needed, just sit back in your chair and listen.
Jim: So the rumor around the office is that Steve is getting layed off.

Joe: Where'd you hear that?

Jim: Oh just through the wall during my daily "Unintentional Eavesdropping" break.
by jaykid345 January 7, 2010
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Unintentional stranger exchanger

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.
There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 28, 2010
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Unintentional Stem

Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:

Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."

Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
by CrazyJay August 9, 2010
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unintentional edgelord

people in online comment sections or forums giving extreme, hyperbolic, and/or controversial opinions for attention and validation. However, unlike normal edgelords, these commenters actually believe these opinions (albeit their belief is usually based on feeling rather than research) and are not just given for shock value. They even usually believe they're smarter than others and are unaware that they are seeking validation.

A common form it takes is the commenter pointing at a normal human behavior, a flaw in human perception, or a societal trait. Followed by them call it stupid (without researching why it exists) in a way that generalizes humanity but puts themselves on a pedestal for being above people that do that behavior or follow that norm.
person 1: I can't believe people fall for (illusion our brain isn't designed to see through), we are such a stupid species.
person 2: how does that make us stupid, we've never needed to use this in the wild.
person 1: but I figured it out, humans are the dumbest.
person 2: After it was explained to you. Look, can you even support that or are you just an unintentional edgelord?
person 1: *Leaves conversation in frustration*
by dirtwashere July 5, 2021
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Unintentional Sabotage

Usually happens in domestic disputes. When the offender creates a problem in order to have a argument about the feelings they would not express otherwise. A argument starting stepping stone. More often than not the issue brought to attention is not the actual problem. The offender will usually apologize. Therefore sabotaging the legitimacy of their current complaint.
"He does this all the time, starts nit-picking about my cooking, just becuase he wants attention, but when we get to the bottom of his true feelings he ends up apologizing for the comments about my cooking"! He has perfected the art of unintentional sabotage!
by littlesb79 May 4, 2011
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