Unfriend

An absolutely terrifying event to behold, considering that many would rather commit suicide than be unfriended on Facebook (or any other social networking site that no one could care any less about. i.e Myspace).

Jeremy: Oh, god. No... NO!

John: What is it, bro?

Jeremy: Ashley unfriended me... I- I CAN'T TAKE IT! *Hurls self out the window.*

by Fishletz June 8, 2011

Unfriendly fire

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge

"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 11, 2010

Unfriend With Benefits

Someone who has blocked you in all social media but still enjoys hooking up with you.

Angie got fed up with my posts on Facebook so she blocked me. She still calls me over for the dick so i call that an Unfriend With Benefits.

by Gerswon March 18, 2014

unfriended

When you remove someone from your Myspace or Friendster etc list because they tick you off.

"Wow, all I did was post a slightly suggestive picture in his profile and next thing I know I'm unfriended."

by LadyKatey December 28, 2005

unfriend

The oposite of befriending someone. When you unfriend someone you don't necessarily become their enemy per say, but you are just no longer their friend, sorta like just distancing yourself from them until you befriend them again.

I find it stupid how there is no real antonym for befriend in the real dictionary, so i am creating one here.

I am unfriending you because of what you did today, I feel you can no longer be my friend.

by Christopher Ray October 5, 2006

Unfriend

The act of removing people from your 'friends list' on LiveJournal just to let them know you hate them, and you hope they die. In fact, you don't just hate them and hope that they die, but you hope they die a long, slow, painful, gut wrenching death. Preferably in a Turkish Prison that is overrun with skin eating mutant leeches.

I hate that person. I'm going to unfriend their ass.

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

unfriend

a coward's way of conflict management in the world of social networking; to disassociate from someone or something without attempt to resolve conflict or give notice.

I couldn't handle Deliliah's spiritual values so I unfriended her on Facebook.

by Irritated Facebook User February 8, 2010