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me before 6 beers: Hey it's fuckin undertale
me after 6 beers: fuck it's underpants
by reversethem September 27, 2019
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Underpants

What you wear under your pants, the word comes what you’re wearing, pants. And what under it. Underwear
I’m wearing underpants today, tomorrow, everyday
by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019
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Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."
by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009
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Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!
The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.
by funwillfunwill June 20, 2015
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Underpants Gnome

A gnome who steals your underpants while you sleep.
by Ad May 17, 2004
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underpants toss

Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.
I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.
by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012
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underpants radius

The distance a man is able to comfortably travel (from his bed) without pants; the average radius being just the distance to the shower.

It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.
At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!
by Knowingest J. Drawbridges December 19, 2008
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