uncrustable

An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.

"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"

by thoraxcorp11 October 17, 2008

Uncredible

Uncredible is the opposite of Incredible, meaning that something is so completely abysmal as to defy any sort of description. Also can be used in sarcastic remarks, so as to say something that slips past most people's notice, but listeners might catch. A companion word to Underwhelming.

Rachel: So I was all like, this guy is TOTALLY hot, I think that he is AMAZING! He has all of Dylan's albums, on VINYL! Oh, Emm, Gee!

Jack: Uncredible.

Rachel: I know, right?

by IceWire April 3, 2010

uncureables

A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure. usually herpes.

I heard Phil has been hammering Kirsten. And I heard she has a case of the uncureables.

by RigginMan91 August 18, 2007

Unpressable

When someone cannot be pressed

"When Karynne tries pressing me she can't bc unpressable"

by UnpressableAndy March 6, 2016

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

Uncredible

So incredible it is simply way past that stage.

"I tell you, that girl's ass was incredible."

"Na, it was better than that, it was UNcredible!!"

by Gavin Anderson May 30, 2005

uncrustable

Uncrustables are SUPPOSED to be this instant sandwich things that taste great. But they don't. The are nasty and gooey on the inside and the bread looks like congealed tofu and tastes like sponge.They generally come in two flavours; PB and J (which does not contain real PB or J) and grilled cheese (which features a orange mess which was at one point processed cheese) Second of all the name uncrustable (which i must point out is grammatically incorrect) suggest the thing doesn't have a crust. If you've ever seen them you'd know they do;not a bread crust but a pie crust. Thirdly what is the logic of instant sandwiches? Isn't a sandwich for convienience in the first place? Are people really that lazy? It takes less than 5 minutes to make a PB an J sandwich and cut the crusts off. Oh and after all it's processed nastiness it's not a guilty pleasure like Taco Bell...it doesn't even taste good. The jelly is goeey and the PB has a really weird texture like chewy melting carpet. Real sandwiches taste a hell of a lot better and one of these days someones gonna tell everyone those things can give you cancer. I don't trust those spongey oddly white bread thingy and the stuff on the inside is NOT real PB or J.

Person: Hey want a grilled cheese uncrustable?
Sane Person Who Is Not Poor Starving College Student: Nah dude I'm not that hungry and I heard those things could give you cancer. I mean it's not even real bread.

by AdorableDork October 28, 2006