Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.

MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!

by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010

Uterus Turd

A baby, especially one which is unwanted.

I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.

by tulsacub July 4, 2011

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt

whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

uterus buster

Taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females vagina until it is 12 and half inches up the canal

This hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so I pulled a Uterus Buster on her

by Nigger nigga November 25, 2013

UTerus

The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.

Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.

by sambarnes February 29, 2008

Uterusaurus

A uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. The Uterusaurus is not from the Jurassic era, nor is it a mythical creature. It lives deep within every normal Uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike.

My girlfriend and I made plans to go out tonight, and I was totally going to get some, but her Uterusaurus arose from the pits of hell and cock-blocked me. I ended up having to bring her ice cream and cuddle.

by woodymanp April 8, 2010