Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.
Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.
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Ubaldo: "God why did I come to Starbucks I have no idea what I'm doing and they won't be able to spell my real name I guess I'll say my name is Jose"
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“Did the officer help you change your tire? No, he *uvalded* by shooting my dog and towing my car
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Get the Uvalde mug.Acting uvalde is behavior in such a way that is extremely ghetto and irrational.where people’s mind sets are generated by multiple generations of incest. Where the men are bred to be complete worthless pieces of shit mommy boys that never amount to shit in life and the females have bigger dicks than any dudes. They act ghetto and have no sense of the outside world. Only small minded pee brains.
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In this fringe region of non-civilization the denizens can be seen exhibiting sociopathic behavior in the wake of disaster by enforcing a meta game of cope. Emotional detachment is created by passing the buck to remote communications that never come. Like all denizens of Hell they are chronologically impaired by the insanity of circleback hindsight and have great difficulty in getting out of the way or as some refer to it "PTSD".
In this fringe region of non-civilization the denizens can be seen exhibiting sociopathic behavior in the wake of disaster by enforcing a meta game of cope. Emotional detachment is created by passing the buck to remote communications that never come. Like all denizens of Hell they are chronologically impaired by the insanity of circleback hindsight and have great difficulty in getting out of the way or as some refer to it "PTSD".
"Having a high Supply of local thrill-seekers from Paragliders to professional hunters the Demand was so Uvalde that even cousin Bubba got in and he can't shoot for sh*t."
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